10. “I’ll just get my friend to make me one of those.”
9. “You know what you should make . . . ”
8. “Do I get a price break if I buy two?”
7. “I can make that myself.”
6. “Why does it cost so much?”
5. “How do you make this?”
4. “Will you donate your artwork to our event? We can’t pay you, but it will be great exposure.”
3. “My nine-year-old makes this kind of stuff too.”
2. “Kids, this is what happens if you don’t go to college.”
1. “I can buy that at Walmart for $3.99.”
via the California Arts Council